Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.